Lumberjacks.

"IS THAT A BLUE CANADIAN NATIONAL?!!?!?!" 

"Can't have your cake and eat and eat it too."

"My agenda for this weekend? FORREST.!!"

"Lame sauce with a side of nerd beans."

"Are there any people there who speak Southern?" "There's a group from Maine."

"Lumberjacks can be blond too!! It's all about the beard."